30 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (May 23, 2024)

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    I KNOW MY HUSBAND IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO DO A LOT OF THINGS BUT HE'S TRAPPED IN A BODY OF A PERSON WHO WANTS TO SLEEP
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini I wanted to go on vacation but my husband said we didn't have enough miles, so I went out on a spending spree and now we have enough miles to fly halfway across the world, for those of you who say I'm not a problem solver.
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    Watching my husband fix himself a snack right after I cleaned the entire kitchen @NOT THENANNY
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    LEAVES THE TOILET SEAT UP BECAUSE HE CLEANED THE TOILET
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Me: "For Mother's Day I just want everyone cleaning and finally getting this house organized." My husband: "Is that really how you want to spend Mother's Day?" Me: "Oh, not me. I'll be locked in our room upstairs binging Netflix and picking out my gifts online." 9:43 AM 5/9/24 From Earth •
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    FOR THE LAST 28 YEARS, ALL YOU'VE DONE IS FIND MISTAKES IN ANYTHING I SAY. 29 YEARS...
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    Jillian Richardson @thatjillian Someone said to a friend recently, "I know you're a great listener because, when we talk, I surprise myself with what I say. It's like I have permission to go deeper than I usually do." Shoutout to the listeners
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    WHEN I'M VENTING ABOUT MOTHERHOOD AND SOMEONE TELLS ME TO REMEMBER HOW BLESSED I AM TO BE A MOM @thehiddensnacksmama THAT'S NOT THE VIBE.
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini Sometimes I ask my partner a question, and even after 25 years, his response is so different from what I was expecting. It's such a huge reminder that we have to constantly keep getting to know one another all the changing, deeper parts - that get lost in the daily chaos of life. >
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    It's been Nineteen years and I'm still furious at Alan Rickman for buying that office tart a necklace and breaking Emma Thompson's heart.
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    Marriage And Martinis @MarriageMartini I always want to tell my husband about an expensive purchase I want to make when the timing is absolutely perfect, but unfortunately my mouth is always occupied during that same moment.
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    Meredith @PerfectPending Dads on father's day: let's go do something as a family! Moms on mother's day: Can everyone just not talk to me today or touch me.
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    Anytime I ask my husband to do anything.... he suddenly has to poop someecards user card
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    I'm gonna have a positive attitude today *me 5 minutes into the day * PHILADELPHIA DELAY I have contained my rage for as long as possible,
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    2:39 Instagram T view I comment (+) 72% jenespen Danny Pellegrino → @DannyPellegrino "We're all just doing the best we can," is my response to literally anything right now...whether you tell me you chugged a box of wine, took a 6 hour midday nap, set up Christmas decorations in May, robbed a bank, or gave yourself bangs. 6 likes от jenespen Yepes Add a comment... Q ||| ср < Σ
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    momsbehavingbadly I don't think anyone really understands how tiring it is to act okay and always be strong when in reality you're close to the edge.
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    WHEN YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT SURPRISED makeameme.org
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    human aaron @humanaaron Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now
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    I got this blanket to hide under when I just need a moment Ask Go View Products
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    AsKateWould Havelt @KateWould Havelt If your version of cleaning isn't throwing two baby wipes on the floor and shuffling your feet over them for a minute, please don't come over
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    This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet.
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    The 21st Century SAHM @21stcenturysahm ... Other people: I fantasize about flying to an exotic island. Me: I fantasize about slipping into a coma for a few weeks so my family has to actually use their own eyeballs and find their own
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    "I think I'm getting sick." The most dreaded words a wife can hear from her husband. someecards user card
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    Scary Mommy ❤ Scary @ScaryMommy Me: I just want to radiate peace and positive vibes Also me: *steps on a toy* Mother toys
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    When I'm mad at my husband, but he brings me food. M
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    Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband me off so I took @maryfairyboberry photos of me using his tools improperly and sent them throughout the day while he was at work as payback
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    WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LIKES THE RECIPE BUT DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS
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    Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues your maybe? Husband has the sniffles...
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    EXPECTATION REALITY ONLY ON 2 Husband Forced To Live On Lawn Taylor Lake Village, Harris County KPRC
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    I asked my husband to pick up 6 potatoes...

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